Storm Clouds Over Upper Brook Street

Disapointiong really this particular storm did not come to much boo hoo.......

DUCKS??????

I love aquatic wildfoul, pigeons I hate but ducks are great and I am not entirley sure if this beast is a duck, but it certanally looks surreal enough to be one. If you know what kind of bird it is let me know ok........

It's a Long Way To Piccadilly

It is pretentious arty and deliberatley badly framed so stick that in yetr pipe and smoke it.

Somewhere along the M56 I Think

Twas on the road back from Blackburn on a wet and cold night thankfully I was wearing my Lucky Pants, though the sat nav was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard in non moving traffic.

Moss Side at 20moh

For some strange reason I get a lot of hits for people looking for "Tropical Palm Massage Manchester" on google and other search engines. I would like to point out to these people that I know your ISP and IP address, and is it really something that you want to keep in your browsing history.....

Anyhow the sky was fantastic this morning and my new camera seemed to capture it nicley so I am a happy bunny.

Back Street Love in Manchester

If you are looking for love in back streets here then you have come to the right place cause I love it.......................... back streets that is or gimmels as they are called here.

Platt Fields Park In December

Tis the end of the year and marked by the death of my old camera, so now that I have a half decent one their may be decent photos apearing here, but that is not really likley, now is it.......

Footwell of my Punto

Footwell of my Punto
Originally uploaded by denim.demon

Ha ha not posted anything in a while cause I am dead lazy and proud of it too. Here is a photo of the footwell in my punto which is 11 next year and hopefully will be got rid of soon. The photo represents servitude or something pointless like that............. oh and I have started using flikr just to see what happens.....

MRI 12th August 2007

Nice building shit sign, and the same spot someone once told me that he would have to kill me if I was a Satan worshipper.

Lunchtime Drinking German Style

ACHTUNG ENGLANDER SWINE........ The smell of sausage, sauerkraut and the Bonzai stall on Albert Square can only mean one thing. It is time for the German Market and a way for this Scot to beat the smoking ban and have a pint a sausage and a fag outside yeah bring it on. Only one problem though it is bloody expensive and I am sure that folk are watching for carry oots. No oompah music this year either just lots of dodgy 80's pop and yes all 80's pop is dodgy.

Wonderful Weather For Ducks on Whitworth Street

Whilst I amd founf of anything that benefits aquatic wild foul I have to say enough is enough and for gods sake can we get some decent weather for a while. Especially now that I have to go outside to smoke you swine. Oh I could give up smoking but then I would be bowing down to what the illuminati and the Lizard people want me to do, so I am not going to so there. I am fairly sure that I can spot an owl in this building too............

Drink Beer and Smoke Tabs 29/6/2007

My battle with the evil weed is not yet over but we are 2 days away from a ban on smoking in enclosed public places............ The health lobby has one this battle and are being a bunch of smug sancitnonious gits about it well bollocks to them is what I have to say. I am going to maliciously smoke in public places as much as possible till the ban comes in force. I AM GOING TO ENJOY A PINT AND A CIGGIE in a pub for the last time, and am going to thouroghly enjoy impregnating your clothes with the stench of my foul habbit.

A few non smoking freinds have been going on about how great it is but is it?????? THIS IS THE THIN EDGE OF THE WEDGE. How long before we have to use ID cards to buy alcohol and are faced with the indignity of being forced to have a breathaliser before we have a pint. I may be being a bit paranoid here but I don't think so. The powers taht be would be happy if all we did was stay at home log onto the internet and ponce about on social networking sites, what a great way to keep us servile and compliant. So Tonight and Tomorrow night I emplore you to go out and drink tabs and smoke beer even if you don't smoke DO IT, and whilst you are at it have sex with strangers and take illicit drugs too, cuase it is the end of an era and the begining of a new and worrying era.............

Geese in Platt Fields Park 24/06/2007

You gotta love the geese in Platt Fields Parl especially when they are hounding young families for bread.

Learn To Park and Stop Messing my Planet Up. 23/06/2007

Aaaaahhhh lovley Bramhall a place that likes to think that it is in Cheshire but is not, but still manages to have far too many 4 x 4's. Watching the one in my rear view mirror park was a sight to behold, and the dirty look I got from the driver was also fantastic. Glad that my Punto is dropping house prices a suburb near you. Honestley what does anyone need a 4 x 4 for is beyond me unless you are going off road it is pretty pointless, apart from helping eleviate your own insecurities.

Sackville Street Railway Arch 14/07/2007

You have tae tip yer head to the right tae get the proper perspective cause I am in a lazy mood today I can't be bothered doing it myself. Right then I an off to listen to some fantastically dark prog rock stuff that makes your granny wet herself.

Garden Pests Avoiding a Drowning 13/7/07

I am not overly keen on snails and general slimy things and as I only garden with a broom then this act of climbing the wall to avoid being drowned by the rain was only a stay of execution for these blighters. I am off to get slug pellets or a bucket full of slops from the pub so they can die happy. OOOOHHH isn't that cruel I hear you cry well I suppose it could be but considering the number of these blighters in my back yard alone they are hardly an endangered species, and I don't want my daughter sticking them in her mouth either.

Chinatown 12/06/07

Fantastically atmospheric panoramic nonsense outside the Pacific near Long legs complete with slate grey sky and old people milling around, pass me my AK please.

Crappy Storm 10/06/2007

What a bloody disapointment that storm was last night a lot of promise but no fizzle boo hiss. I even cursed god to strike me dowm from the steps this was taken from. Our one solitary customer in the beer garden was happily looking forward to the event too only to have disapointment snapped from the jaws of disallusionment (I can't be arsed spelling proper today).

On another note some nonce is posting pictures of us working in the pub on facebook, I can't find him there but if anyone knows the url could you let us know so that we can send the boys round to sort him out.

"ooohhh where are we going, to the indian ocean?"

"Something like that flipper, ever heard of lambeth bridge?" ------ Boot

Paranoid Delusions in M14..... 08/07/2007

The view through the peephole in my door this morning, next I'll be getting a chain hah hah hah. Something about listening to Prince Far I suits the tropical mood of Manchester today. Playing Reggae in the pub seems to have a chilling effect on the customers which is always a good thing.

Industrial Abstraction 07/07/2007

I really don't like the first photo here today it was supposed to be a statement about crossing the line but it does not work in the way I wanted it too, but I posted it anyway for your delictation.
The second photo is another matter cause I like the texture and I had no big art statement to make I just liked it.