MRI 12th August 2007

Nice building shit sign, and the same spot someone once told me that he would have to kill me if I was a Satan worshipper.

Lunchtime Drinking German Style

ACHTUNG ENGLANDER SWINE........ The smell of sausage, sauerkraut and the Bonzai stall on Albert Square can only mean one thing. It is time for the German Market and a way for this Scot to beat the smoking ban and have a pint a sausage and a fag outside yeah bring it on. Only one problem though it is bloody expensive and I am sure that folk are watching for carry oots. No oompah music this year either just lots of dodgy 80's pop and yes all 80's pop is dodgy.

Wonderful Weather For Ducks on Whitworth Street

Whilst I amd founf of anything that benefits aquatic wild foul I have to say enough is enough and for gods sake can we get some decent weather for a while. Especially now that I have to go outside to smoke you swine. Oh I could give up smoking but then I would be bowing down to what the illuminati and the Lizard people want me to do, so I am not going to so there. I am fairly sure that I can spot an owl in this building too............

Drink Beer and Smoke Tabs 29/6/2007

My battle with the evil weed is not yet over but we are 2 days away from a ban on smoking in enclosed public places............ The health lobby has one this battle and are being a bunch of smug sancitnonious gits about it well bollocks to them is what I have to say. I am going to maliciously smoke in public places as much as possible till the ban comes in force. I AM GOING TO ENJOY A PINT AND A CIGGIE in a pub for the last time, and am going to thouroghly enjoy impregnating your clothes with the stench of my foul habbit.

A few non smoking freinds have been going on about how great it is but is it?????? THIS IS THE THIN EDGE OF THE WEDGE. How long before we have to use ID cards to buy alcohol and are faced with the indignity of being forced to have a breathaliser before we have a pint. I may be being a bit paranoid here but I don't think so. The powers taht be would be happy if all we did was stay at home log onto the internet and ponce about on social networking sites, what a great way to keep us servile and compliant. So Tonight and Tomorrow night I emplore you to go out and drink tabs and smoke beer even if you don't smoke DO IT, and whilst you are at it have sex with strangers and take illicit drugs too, cuase it is the end of an era and the begining of a new and worrying era.............

Geese in Platt Fields Park 24/06/2007

You gotta love the geese in Platt Fields Parl especially when they are hounding young families for bread.

Learn To Park and Stop Messing my Planet Up. 23/06/2007

Aaaaahhhh lovley Bramhall a place that likes to think that it is in Cheshire but is not, but still manages to have far too many 4 x 4's. Watching the one in my rear view mirror park was a sight to behold, and the dirty look I got from the driver was also fantastic. Glad that my Punto is dropping house prices a suburb near you. Honestley what does anyone need a 4 x 4 for is beyond me unless you are going off road it is pretty pointless, apart from helping eleviate your own insecurities.

Sackville Street Railway Arch 14/07/2007

You have tae tip yer head to the right tae get the proper perspective cause I am in a lazy mood today I can't be bothered doing it myself. Right then I an off to listen to some fantastically dark prog rock stuff that makes your granny wet herself.