05 July, 2007

Lunchtime Drinking German Style

ACHTUNG ENGLANDER SWINE........ The smell of sausage, sauerkraut and the Bonzai stall on Albert Square can only mean one thing. It is time for the German Market and a way for this Scot to beat the smoking ban and have a pint a sausage and a fag outside yeah bring it on. Only one problem though it is bloody expensive and I am sure that folk are watching for carry oots. No oompah music this year either just lots of dodgy 80's pop and yes all 80's pop is dodgy.

03 July, 2007

Wonderful Weather For Ducks on Whitworth Street

Whilst I amd founf of anything that benefits aquatic wild foul I have to say enough is enough and for gods sake can we get some decent weather for a while. Especially now that I have to go outside to smoke you swine. Oh I could give up smoking but then I would be bowing down to what the illuminati and the Lizard people want me to do, so I am not going to so there. I am fairly sure that I can spot an owl in this building too............