28 December, 2007

Back Street Love in Manchester

If you are looking for love in back streets here then you have come to the right place cause I love it.......................... back streets that is or gimmels as they are called here.

23 December, 2007

Platt Fields Park In December

Tis the end of the year and marked by the death of my old camera, so now that I have a half decent one their may be decent photos apearing here, but that is not really likley, now is it.......

29 October, 2007

Footwell of my Punto

Footwell of my Punto
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Ha ha not posted anything in a while cause I am dead lazy and proud of it too. Here is a photo of the footwell in my punto which is 11 next year and hopefully will be got rid of soon. The photo represents servitude or something pointless like that............. oh and I have started using flikr just to see what happens.....

12 August, 2007

MRI 12th August 2007

Nice building shit sign, and the same spot someone once told me that he would have to kill me if I was a Satan worshipper.

05 July, 2007

Lunchtime Drinking German Style

ACHTUNG ENGLANDER SWINE........ The smell of sausage, sauerkraut and the Bonzai stall on Albert Square can only mean one thing. It is time for the German Market and a way for this Scot to beat the smoking ban and have a pint a sausage and a fag outside yeah bring it on. Only one problem though it is bloody expensive and I am sure that folk are watching for carry oots. No oompah music this year either just lots of dodgy 80's pop and yes all 80's pop is dodgy.

03 July, 2007

Wonderful Weather For Ducks on Whitworth Street

Whilst I amd founf of anything that benefits aquatic wild foul I have to say enough is enough and for gods sake can we get some decent weather for a while. Especially now that I have to go outside to smoke you swine. Oh I could give up smoking but then I would be bowing down to what the illuminati and the Lizard people want me to do, so I am not going to so there. I am fairly sure that I can spot an owl in this building too............

29 June, 2007

Drink Beer and Smoke Tabs 29/6/2007

My battle with the evil weed is not yet over but we are 2 days away from a ban on smoking in enclosed public places............ The health lobby has one this battle and are being a bunch of smug sancitnonious gits about it well bollocks to them is what I have to say. I am going to maliciously smoke in public places as much as possible till the ban comes in force. I AM GOING TO ENJOY A PINT AND A CIGGIE in a pub for the last time, and am going to thouroghly enjoy impregnating your clothes with the stench of my foul habbit.

A few non smoking freinds have been going on about how great it is but is it?????? THIS IS THE THIN EDGE OF THE WEDGE. How long before we have to use ID cards to buy alcohol and are faced with the indignity of being forced to have a breathaliser before we have a pint. I may be being a bit paranoid here but I don't think so. The powers taht be would be happy if all we did was stay at home log onto the internet and ponce about on social networking sites, what a great way to keep us servile and compliant. So Tonight and Tomorrow night I emplore you to go out and drink tabs and smoke beer even if you don't smoke DO IT, and whilst you are at it have sex with strangers and take illicit drugs too, cuase it is the end of an era and the begining of a new and worrying era.............

24 June, 2007

Geese in Platt Fields Park 24/06/2007

You gotta love the geese in Platt Fields Parl especially when they are hounding young families for bread.

23 June, 2007

Learn To Park and Stop Messing my Planet Up. 23/06/2007

Aaaaahhhh lovley Bramhall a place that likes to think that it is in Cheshire but is not, but still manages to have far too many 4 x 4's. Watching the one in my rear view mirror park was a sight to behold, and the dirty look I got from the driver was also fantastic. Glad that my Punto is dropping house prices a suburb near you. Honestley what does anyone need a 4 x 4 for is beyond me unless you are going off road it is pretty pointless, apart from helping eleviate your own insecurities.

14 June, 2007

Sackville Street Railway Arch 14/07/2007

You have tae tip yer head to the right tae get the proper perspective cause I am in a lazy mood today I can't be bothered doing it myself. Right then I an off to listen to some fantastically dark prog rock stuff that makes your granny wet herself.

13 June, 2007

Garden Pests Avoiding a Drowning 13/7/07

I am not overly keen on snails and general slimy things and as I only garden with a broom then this act of climbing the wall to avoid being drowned by the rain was only a stay of execution for these blighters. I am off to get slug pellets or a bucket full of slops from the pub so they can die happy. OOOOHHH isn't that cruel I hear you cry well I suppose it could be but considering the number of these blighters in my back yard alone they are hardly an endangered species, and I don't want my daughter sticking them in her mouth either.

12 June, 2007

Chinatown 12/06/07

Fantastically atmospheric panoramic nonsense outside the Pacific near Long legs complete with slate grey sky and old people milling around, pass me my AK please.

10 June, 2007

Crappy Storm 10/06/2007

What a bloody disapointment that storm was last night a lot of promise but no fizzle boo hiss. I even cursed god to strike me dowm from the steps this was taken from. Our one solitary customer in the beer garden was happily looking forward to the event too only to have disapointment snapped from the jaws of disallusionment (I can't be arsed spelling proper today).
On another note some nonce is posting pictures of us working in the pub on facebook, I can't find him there but if anyone knows the url could you let us know so that we can send the boys round to sort him out.
"ooohhh where are we going, to the indian ocean?"
"Something like that flipper, ever heard of lambeth bridge?" ------ Boot

08 June, 2007

Paranoid Delusions in M14..... 08/07/2007

The view through the peephole in my door this morning, next I'll be getting a chain hah hah hah. Something about listening to Prince Far I suits the tropical mood of Manchester today. Playing Reggae in the pub seems to have a chilling effect on the customers which is always a good thing.

07 June, 2007

Industrial Abstraction 07/07/2007

I really don't like the first photo here today it was supposed to be a statement about crossing the line but it does not work in the way I wanted it too, but I posted it anyway for your delictation.
The second photo is another matter cause I like the texture and I had no big art statement to make I just liked it.

05 June, 2007

Mechanical Hand of Death on Hatersage Road. 5/7/2007

Was alsothinking about the title best jobs in the world #674, cause we all know that demolishing buildings with a mechanical claw would be a fantastic job. Blowing them up is cool too but destroying things with a huge mechanical claw is far cooler. The new building there is the awful student flats opposite Whitworth park which if you saw the way it was constructed then you would not want to live in it, basically it is prefabricated boxes stacked on top of each other. Soulless boxes for souless people with too much money to spend.

The huge mechanical claw started being really impressive when I boarded the bus here and I looked out of teh back window with awe and a tinge of sadness as I wanted a shot on it.

04 June, 2007

Global Warming In Manchester, 4/7/2007

There is far too much of this sort of sky over Manchester these days, the bloody tourists will not know where they are if it continues then lord alone knows what will happen. It is not right I tell you and i never got to go for a pint at lunchtime which makes things even worse.
I am not sure what I was trying to acheive with this shot on Granby row and I don't care either it sort of works and that is good enough for me matey boy or girl.

31 May, 2007

First Thundersorn Of The Summer 31/5/07

A bit earlier than last years one which bodes well for a summer filled with thundery weather, well actually 2 days earlier but still it was a good un. I wholeheartedly appologise for the crappyness of the photo I chose I was out in the storm and forgot to take my camera. I did get thoroughly soaked on a trip to Aimee's Hardware store in Rusholme which as ever was a fantastic cleansing experience.
Another significant thing is taht I bought a rain stick yesterday so I suspect that yours truly had something to do with the storm, my supernatural shamanistic thai-chee powers are not to be trifled with.
Oh the photo is of a part of my new back yard, fantastic it is too with ants and everything apart from flowers and plants I garden with a broom.
Fimally thanks to mr GE who has plugged me as being rather spasmodic (even though I prefer the trem rather spasmodic and irreverand) on his around the world site, thanks I appreciate anything the increases the volume of traffic through my site. (don't forget to click on teh ads I need a new camera)

Apocalytic and Doom Laden Back Street in M14, 31/5/2007

If i could be bothered to do a better job of the image manipulation then it would look a lot more doom laden and apocalyptic but I can't...... any death metal bands who want me to design album covers for them are welcome to contact me with large sums of cash.

28 May, 2007

Farwell To Thorn Court, Salford. 28/05/07

Can't say how happy I am to be away from this place and back in M14, but it was an experience living in a tower block and not one that I'd happily go through again. Though it is much better than living in a bedsit and the view was fantastic, but onwards and downwards I go. Oh and if the numbtae who complained to the residents asscoiation about me using two lifts to flit reads this, then you can go and boil yer heed ye big ponce, cause We maliciously continued to use both lifts after you complained. ha ha ha

18 March, 2007

Cranes and Ugly Porcelain Dogs 16/3/07

The mentioning of BDSM in a previous post was a slightly sucessfull attept to get a a higher amount of traffic through here for the minimum work. It has been moderatley sucessfull with one visitor actually seraching for BDSM photos visiting my page so far. I hope he was not dissapointed. Anyhow as you can see from above my crane fetish is still healthy and that building is still going on at a surprising rate here near piccadilly.

This fucking ugly monstrosity resides in the Bulls Head on Granby Row and the maker of it deserves punishing cause he was bad.......

15 March, 2007

Greent Things On Trees in Next To Canal Street, 15/03/2007

Guess What it was pissing down with rain when I took this not that it ever pisses down with rain in Manchester. The more observant of you will spot the advertisement for hard drugs here too, this could only happen in Manchester possibly.

Bondage Monkey In Trafford. 10/3/07

God knows who thought that tying up a monkey to the front of a Ford garage would increase sales, animal cruelty is wrong but animal bdsm is totally and utterley and completley wrong. I am not going to buy a Ford in protest at this atrocity.

25 January, 2007

Absolut Lomo Competition

Those wonderfull people at absolut are sending me a Lomo camera.

All you have to do to win one from me is to upload a picture Absolut Lomowall, and then give me the "blog this"-link. Leave a message in the comments section below and I will judge who is the most unique and individual..............................

I will also host any pictures submitted to the competion on this blog, so you don't need to be a blogger to join in the fun................

20 January, 2007

Dumham Massey, 20-01-2007

One Became the victim of a sudden attack of creativity whilst visiting Dunham Massey today. This is not right and should be stopped, aw bugger it I am having a beer to celebrate it.

18 January, 2007

Absolot Lomo

Details of a forthcomming competition will soon be posted................


Windyness in Salford, 18/01/2007

McDonalds are evil (the burger chain, not the Scottish Clan) and should be destroyed hopefully the wind in Salford Today will help.